Is This the 5 O'Clock Free Crack Giveaway?

Bosses are a strange breed and it's luck of the draw as to what type you will have. There is rarely a middle a ground so often times you'll have one that's a raging jagoff or a super cool, laid back person. More so the raging jagoff. Here's a yarn about my first boss and what a fucking delight he was.

Cocaine is a Helluva Drug

I don't respond well to authority and part of that is because a lot of the authority figures in my life have been straight up jerks. Like my first boss. He was the general manager of a dollar store and acted as if he was the King of Siam. Not only did he yell at all the employees on a daily basis but he was also banging two of them despite be a married family man. On top of this he was stealing from the tills to fund his and his hoe-bags blooming cocaine habit. How did I know he was doing coke? Well my first inclination was when I walked into the break room and he was cutting up lines on the table I ate my sandwich at everyday. Real class act right there. This was kind of a weird experience as it was my first job and my first time dealing with a boss. To say it put me off bosses is putting it lightly.

In the end though he ended up firing me. He explanation was that I was a troublemaker and had missed too much time at work. Well, I had missed all that time because my fucking mother had just died and I was grieving with my family. He knew this too because I had told him. As for the troublemaker part, well, that's kind of true I suppose but out of all the employees there I was the most rational and sane. After I left he went on a coke binge, fired the entire staff and ended up getting arrested for possession. Moral of this story? Don't do coke. It turns you into more of a raving asshole than you may already be.

Only this man is allowed to do copious amounts of blow. RIP, super freak.